new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
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So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
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Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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