Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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