Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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