look no pants
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
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Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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