if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
There are leaves in my underwear?
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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