I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
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We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
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The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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