New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
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