You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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