naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
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why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
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yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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