"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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