but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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