this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
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We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
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It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I just forgot I was standing up.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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