I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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