do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
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they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
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best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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