Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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