How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.