Hey man sorry I got all grabby
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
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he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
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Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her