I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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