I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
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Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
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We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.