why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
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Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
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I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.