ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
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I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
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You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
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Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
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