"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
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i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
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Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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