I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
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