I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
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As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
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I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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