before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
im holly from the hills drunk
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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