Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
I think my moral compass just broke
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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