Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
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At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
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I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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