I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
God I need to hump something, right now.
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