Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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