He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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