please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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