I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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