Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
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i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
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She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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