I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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