What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
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