PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
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Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
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You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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