She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
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Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
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Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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