Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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