i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Just took my morning after pill in the library
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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