Why are handjobs necessary in class?
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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