you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
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He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
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Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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