And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
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You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
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I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
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