but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
How's work?
Spinning.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Randomize
