apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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