Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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