I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
