Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
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Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
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You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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