He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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