I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
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Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
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He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
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