HIV tests are more positive than that guy
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
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I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
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Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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