My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
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I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
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Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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