Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Is Oprah even human
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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