that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
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You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
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A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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