he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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