i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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