Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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