We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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