question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
