Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
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there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
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Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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