idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
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