Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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